why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen
I think adultery is so gross, like that shit gets under my skin. I cant stand disloyal people and the fact that some of y’all try to glamorize that shit? nawww. Being the other person is different bc the mistress is single, she just getting hers but if you are breaking your commitment with another person so you can get some fast head you are trasssh
timmy turner is the worst piece of shit in the history of animated cartoons.let me explain this shit to you. His only problems in life are his shitty babysitter and his parents not paying attention to him. Let me tell you this right now there are kids without parents or who are starving to death and they don’t have fairy god parents or shit like that but yet timmy has living parents food a nice bed and fucking fairies and still manages to be all upset about his first world life okay. okay timmy you piece of shit. if i knew this kid in real life he’d be dead id punch him square in the face. CHESTER DOESNT HAVE A MOM AND LIVES IN A TRAILER WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS FAIRIES BUTCH HARMAN. HUH. Don’t even get me started on how much of a mary sue this kid is. yeah he gets bad grades but only because his teachers insane because his teacher lost his fairies BECAUSE OF TIMMY. TIMMY RUINED HIS TEACHERS LIFE AND STILL COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW MEAN HIS TEACHER IS. FUCK YOU TIMMY. YOU KNOW MAYBE IF YOU TALKED TO MR CROCKER OR VICKY THEY WOULDNT BE SO MEAN TO YOU. MAYBE IF YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH VICKY YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO BE SCARED OF HER.
THIS SHOW IS CROC SHIT. KIDS ARE STARVING TO DEATH AND YET TIMMY THIS FIRST WORLD MIDDLE CLASS WHITE CIS BOY GETS NOT ONE BUT TWO FAIRIES. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON REMY. WHAT THE FUCK. AND TIMMY IS SO SELFISH. HE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, HE COULD STOP WARS HE COULD WISH HIS PARENTS WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO HIM, HE COULD WISH VICKY WAS NICE BUT HE DOESN”T HE WISHED FOR WATER TO TURN TO GELATIN BECAUSE HES JUST AS MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE AS VICKY. FUCK YOU TIMMY FUCKING TURNER. HALF THE TIME HES LIKE “OH NOT DA RULES I WANT TO WISH AGAINST DA RULES” FUCK ‘DA RULES’. THE WASNT EVEN SPELT RIGHT THESE ARE MAGICAL BEINGS AND YOU CANT EVEN SPELL THE FUCK YOU FAIRLY ODD PARENTS AND FCUK JORDAN VON STRANGLE FOR GIVING A STUPID TEN YEAR OLD FUCKING MAGIC FAIRIES
AND YOURE PROBABLY WONDERING DOUGLAS WHY ARE MAKING THIS SUBMISSION NUMBER ONE READ THE ABOVE NUMBER TWO BECAUSE FUCK TIMMY TURNER AND FUCK NICKELOEN.